Super Bowl XLV viewers won't be watching a porn star shill for a website that encourages infidelity, or a pair of bobbleheads make the assertion that Jesus Christ isn't a fan of Barack Obama.
Earlier this month, the network rejected an ad that featured Savanna Samson promoting the site AshleyMadison dot com.
Now, it's made the same decision regarding the 30-second spot below, which Jesus Hates Obama founder Richard Belfry was hoping to get on the air February 6:
"Do I really believe Jesus really hates Obama?," says Belfry. "No, but I do believe in freedom... as in the freedom to poke fun at the Obama administration when I don't agree with their policies."
What's scarier: The fact this site exists, or the fact that it apparently has enough funding ($3 million) to afford a 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl?