"Do you want it harder, spanky?!" - Nadya Suleman
If you were ever sitting there thinking how cool it would be to see America's favorite mother of 14 whipping a grown-ass man dressed as a baby, you're in luck.
The photos released yesterday from the Octomom fetish video were no joke, but something about live action takes the disturbing awesomeness to a new level.
You may not sleep for days, but that's neither here nor there. This is what happens when you have 14 kids and no job, people. You get that hard up for cash.
Watch an Octomom fetish video excerpt here if you like: