On January 8, Christina Aguilera woke up in the bed of Jeremy Renner. But it's not what you think. Not at all.
A new report in Us Weekly states that Christina didn't merely crash this Oscar nominee's 40th birthday bash - she went all Snooki at the event, got "wasted" and passed out in the actor's bedroom!
Hold on tightly, Matt Rutler. You don't want Christina to pass out on the sidewalk.
"Christina was a mess at that party," an insider says. "She acted like a fool. Her boyfriend was shushing her and telling her to go to sleep."
The magazine even quotes Renner himself as telling people about the incident at a Golden Globes after-party on Sunday night.
"Someone comes and tells me she's in my room," he allegedly told pals. "I run up and open the door and I'm like, 'Um, hi. What are you doing?' She just starts slurring. Her boyfriend [Matthew Rutler, pictured] was rubbing her back. Who comes to someone's birthday party that they don't know and gets in their bed?!"
He then (should have) added: "Genie in a bottle? More like drunk chick in my house! Am I right, fellas?!?"
Aguilera also, allegedly, started a fight with Julianne Hough over the weekend. Sounds like someone needs to remember the lessons taught to her on the Mickey Mouse Club.