Welcome to another edition of THG's Week in Review, where we look back at the stars, stories and scandals that made headlines in the crazy past week.
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Everybody wants a piece of the Bieber.
- Justin Bieber made out with some girl not named Selena.
- A photo of the Breaking Dawn sex scene was released.
- Britney Spears has officially released her new single.
- Charlie Sheen sure knows how to have a good time.
- Are Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens already back on?
The prosecution outlined its case against Dr. Conrad Murray.
- Dr. Conrad Murray will be tried in Michael Jackson's death.
- Michael Douglas announced that he has beaten cancer!
- Dr. Phil is being sued by some women over this stunt.
- Oksana Grigorieva is accused of bribing a witness.
- Sarah Palin got flack for her crosshairs map and more.
- Edward Furlong was was arrested (and is broke).
- Jenelle Evans is becoming Amber Portwood 2.0.
- Brandi Favre was arrested in a meth sting.
- Ted Williams was detained by the police.
- Sammi is the new Jersey Shore outcast.
- She and Ronnie also broke up this week.
- Holly Madison wishes Crystal and Hef would.
- LeBron James thinks God hates the Cavs.
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are expecting! With other people!
- Owen Wilson is expecting! Well, technically Jade Duell is.
- Matthew Bellamy got Kate Hudson pregnant, too!
- It's a boy for Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr!
- Jewel and Ty Murray are now expecting, as well.
- Ditto for actress Selma Blair and Jason Bleick!
- Keira Knightley and Rupert Friend: It's over!
- Shakira and Antonio De La Rua have parted ways.
- Same for Denise Richards and Nikki Sixx. Done.
- Regina King and Malcolm-Jamal Warner: Engaged?
- Kelsey Grammer WILL marry Kayte Walsh (says he).
- Is Jessica Szohr now dating Aaron Rodgers?
- What about LiLo and SamRo? Stay tuned ...