Generally, when Gwyneth Paltrow is in the news, it's hard to finish reading the story.
Her unique brand of privileged, new age, pseudo-scientific mumbo-jumbo has been known to cause involuntary eye-rolling, which can make it hard to focus on the latest news of Gwyneth steaming her vagina.
Sadly, we didn't make that up. Neither did we make up the stories about Gwyneth faking her way through the Food Stamp Challenge or comparing Internet hate to PTSD in war veterans.
Gwinnie really said and did all those things, and it's sometimes hard to share a planet with her, but love her or hate, she's a very attractive woman, and she's managed to pop out some good looking kids.
That's Apple, Gwyneth's 11-year-old old daughter, on the left, and based on what we know about Ms. Paltrow's over-protective helicopter parenting, we're guessing the helmet is mandatory protective equipment for walking to school.
Anyway, the Internet is going nuts over the fact that Gwyneth and Apple look pretty darn similar.
Frankly, we were a little disappointed because at first we though this was a pic of Gwyneth outfitted with some sort of high-tech muzzle.
Bad news for us, but good news for Apple. You know as her mom's doppelganger, she's basically guaranteed to be the favorite for the rest of her life.
Which is great, because a lifetime of pampering is the least her parents can do after saddling her with that name.
