When it comes to the Courtney Stodden sex tape, its subject has an old excuse for its existence.
But a brand new plan for its profits.
In the least surprising development since Game of Thrones showed some boobs, Stodden has admitted that her own boobs are on full display in a new amateur adult movie.
However, Stodden naturally also claims that the tape was stolen out of her possession.
The giant-breasted Z-Lister tells TMZ that one of her (ex?) best friends swiped the item and made several copies, making "it clear that he will stop at nothing to double-cross me."
So Stodden says she's now releasing the video because "I've been painted into a corner."
Of course, Vivid Entertainment (which has its hands on the tape, naturally, and which says it features Stodden alone, pleasuring herself) cannot put the video on sale without Stodden's permission.
Stodden is now giving the porn giant her go-ahead, but claiming she will not put a penny of the $1 million into her own bank account.
Though she hasn't decided which charities yet, Stodden says 100% of the proceeds will go toward animal rights groups and "children with cancer."
Talk about a touching oneself gesture, huh?