Brace yourselves for stunning news. Jersey Shore stars Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola and Ronnie "Meathead" Magro are over. You got that? They are DONE!
"It is over," a source close to the couple says, noting that there was "major tension" throughout the show's third season ... who would have guessed.
Another insider noted that the toxic tandem was "barely speaking to each other" by the end, and things were icy recently on Good Morning America.
THE HORROR FROM HAZLET: Sammi's smiling, bit likely cackling inside.
The couple's romance blossomed in season one, and survived many bumps in the road ... some of which comprised Ron bumping and grinding on other girls.
"I'm embarrassed about what I did," Ronnie Magro said of his antics in Miami, which were admittedly bad, although dating Sammi would drive anyone insane.
As the Jersey Shore Season 3 premiere made clearer than ever, her nickname is a total misnomer, as she is probably THE biggest b!tch in reality TV history.
So who's to blame for the recent split? Eh, who the hell cares. All we know is that he's already Tweeting about "Single Ronnie." Let the Ron-Ron Juice flow.