When Rob Kardashian compared Kim Kardashian to "the b-tch from Gone Girl" in the Instagram post heard 'round the world, he did so much more than just liken his sister to an entitled, psychopathic narcissist who willingly destroys her own family.
He set off a family feud, the likes of which Steve Harvey never imagined. Now the sides are being chosen, and the survey says it's payback time. (Sorry.)
Yes, the war between Rob and Kim is just getting started and sources tell Radar Online that fellow Kardashian whipping boy Scott Disick is taking Rob's side, and they're planning to...well, they're probably just gonna get really effed-up and bro down, but what a bro-down it will be!
Scott has already declared his allegiance by Instagramming the following photo collage that looks like a montage from Brokeback Mountain 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold.
"Scott totally has Rob's back in this and even though he was in rehab when it all went down, he was beyond happy when he saw it, because he couldn't agree with Rob more," says one insider.
"Scott cannot stand Kim and he only tolerates her because he has to. They have never seen eye-to-eye on anything and Kim has always tried to do anything she can to get him out of the picture, such as the time she hired private detectives to try and catch him cheating on Kourtney."
Damn. From the sound of things, Rob is just a little jelly of his well-jellied older sis, while Scott has legitimate reason to dislike Kim.
Of course, if Rob and Scott think this will be an easy battle, then they've dramatically underestimated their opponents.
Yes, it's about to be mortal kombat, and Kim and her krew are well-equipped with weapons of ass destruction that will not be hard to find.
Team Scott and Rob better recruit Lamar Odom, Kris Humphries and Jonathan Cheban quick, before they all meet with unfortunate "accidents."
Not surprising: Scott's a slob. Surprising: He and Kourtney sleep as far away from each other as possible. "Scott was a complete and utter mess,†the maid claims. “He’d leave food everywhere and crumbs covered his bed, which was on the opposite side of the house from Kourtney.â€
"One time, Kim asked me to wash Kanye's white T-shirt," says the maid. "It reeked of the worst body odor I have ever smelled. There were armpit stains that were soaking wet. It made me shiver.â€
“Kim would sit and chat with [the housekeepers]," says the source. "And she was generous. One time she gifted someone on her staff a computer for Christmas. It was awesome and so kind. She was the only one out of the three to give anyone helping out any gifts.â€
"Kim's bedroom and bathroom are beyond filthy at all times no matter how often it was cleaned,†the maid claims. “The minute Kim entered everything was trashed – like a tornado had just gone through it.†​
The Kardashian's maid describes Scott as "constantly drunk." She claims he would litter the house with empty booze bottles and she once found a white powdered substance in his bathroom.
"Kourtney was by far the most rude and unappreciative person in the family,†says the housekeeper. "She was also extremely strict and a total neat freak.â€
“She loves to play practical jokes, especially on Kim,†says the source. “She would hide her clothes and shoes and Kim would panic. Khloe would think it was the funniest thing.â€
Khloe is apprently the only one willing to lay down the law with her more famous sis: “She couldn't handle that Kim would just leave her clothes on the floor for someone to pick up. She thought her sister was a slob."
The housekeeper describes Kris as "the life of the party." “When she has a few too many drinks in her she's been known to bump into walls but otherwise, she was so nice and always asked everyone on the staff about their home lives."
