We're very sorry, Bevi Shippers. But it really is all over between Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston.
Because Bristol Palin is engaged!!!
The daughter of Fox News contributor Sarah Palin announced the major life news on Instagram today, using her allegedly foul mouth to kiss fiance Dakota Meyer in an adorable picture of the newly-betrothed couple.
"Truly the luckiest girl in the world, cannot wait to marry this man!!!!" Palin wrote as a caption to the image, quickly adding one later of her new engagement ring:
Dakota Meyer is a U.S. Marine veteran who received the Medal of Honor in 2009.
"I'm definitely the luckiest guy ever to be able to spend the rest of my life with @bsmp2," the 26-year-old wrote himself on Instagram, adding simply:
"#shesaidyes."
Bristol, of course, rose to national prominence when her mom was added to John McCain’s Presidential ticket in 2008.
Only 18 at the time, Bristol was unmarried and pregnant with the baby of Johnston, to whom she was engaged before the couple split for good in 2010.
They have a six-year old son named Tripp together.
Bristol went on to compete on Dancing with the Stars and to anchor an A&E reality show that no one watched. This will be her first marriage.
Sarah Palin has told the media to leave daughter Bristol alone. There's just one problem with that request: Bristol Palin continues to show up on television and pose for tabloid covers. If she goes away, we promise not to follow her.
Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston cheer Sarah Palin as she accepts the Republican Vice Presidential nomination from John McCain at the 2008 Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minnesota.
Bristol Palin will lament or flat-out embrace being a teen mom ... whatever floats her boat at that instant or benefits her financially. God Bless America.