David Bowie wasn't on hand to declare a winner, and there was no Mugatu campaign at stake, but the latest walk-off between Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson was a memorably fashionable affair nonetheless.
Stiller and Wilson reprised their roles as Derek Zoolander and Hansel (So hot right now.) during a Valentino Fashion Week event in Paris last night.
The two actors strutted their stuff on the runway not to promote Derelicte, but as a sort of live-action teaser for the upcoming Zoolander sequel.
Paramount recently confirmed that Zoolander 2 will hit theaters on February 12, 2016, so it's a bad time to be the Prime Minister of Malaysia, but a good time for the world the world to be reminded of how really ridiculously good-looking Derek and Hansel are.
No word on whether or not any of the proceeds from last night's show will be donated to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Good, Too.
We'd look into it, but investigatory journalism is not our strong suit.
Thus far, no witnesses have revealed if Stiller was able to turn left on the runway. Actor Billy Zane could not be reached for comment and it's believed that someone told him to "put a cork in it, Zane."
When Married...With Children matriarch Peg Bundy, aka Katey Sagal, was awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, her TV family showed up to support her. No, the OTHER TV family. The ones without motorcycles.
If you build it...they will reunite to promote it. Probably. (Because what else does Kevin Costner have going on these days besides really, really terrible movies?)
We're pretty much always hoping for the day the Friends grace Central Perk together again, but for now, we'll settle for the women showing up on Jimmy Kimmel.
It's a Gossip Girl reunion!!! Chace Crawford, Jessica Szohr, Kelly Rutherford and Michelle Trachtenberg all hung out at a post-Academy Awards party in 2015.
