For the last couple weeks, Justin Bieber has been stalking Seth Rogen on social media, but as far as we can tell, it's been strictly platonic.
The Biebs really, really wants Rogen to participate in his Comedy Central Roast set to air later this month, but when it comes to swimming in the dude pond, Justin prefers his man-partners a bit more chiseled.
Bieber covers the latest issue of Men's Health, and inside the mag, he opens up about which male celeb he would crush on...if, ya know, Justin ever crushed on a dude, which he totally wouldn't, bro!
"Ben Affleck," in keeping with the honest, self-deprecating persona he's been trying our recently. "I think his vibe is cool."
Justin elaborated in a way that made us realize he's basically 12 and might break down crying at his roast:
"I wish I had the Batman thing where people didn't know I was Bruce Wayne," said Bieber. "Like I had a costume or something."
Justin, a word of advice: Between now and when this Comedy Central thing films, you're gonna wanna be very, very careful about what you say in public. A bunch of people who mock for a living are taking notes on your every word.
Also, you're 21, now. We suggest you get good and loaded before it all goes down.
Justin Bieber is a f-cking moron... I feel bad for him. Every single person who works with him should f-cking be embarrassed.
Patrick Carney
- Permalink: Such an A-Hole!
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In a preemptive strike, I plan to tell my daughter that Justin Bieber tortures puppies.
Anthony Bourdain
- Permalink: He tortures puppies!
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We're all human and we all have great amounts of pressure on us. When someone's hurting, be there. We could all use a little more compassion.
Ariana Grande
- Permalink: To err is human.
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At 19 years old, I wish I was as successful as he was. He's 19 years old, guys. Think back to when you were 19.
Rob Ford
- Permalink: Whatever, he's 19.
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The media has a way of pouring things on people. The job is to learn from the stupid mistakes that you make.
Kevin Hart
- Permalink: Blame the media.
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Justin Bieber is a piece of sh-t. He's obnoxious, ungrateful and insincere.
Seth Rogen
- Permalink: He's a piece of $hit!
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Drake Bell: Drake Bell: When is someone going to tell this idiot he can't draw. His art is almost as bad as his music. Talentless artless.
- Permalink: What an idiot!
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Every teenager deserves to make a mistake and act out and learn from them.
Kelly Osbourne
- Permalink: Live and learn.
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Your dad is your party animal - that's going to sum it up pretty quick. There's an equation for some sort of explosion.
Joe Jonas
- Permalink: Blame it on pops.
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If I had had these opportunities when I was younger, I would have been Justin Bieber.
Andrew Garfield
- Permalink: Hey, could have been me...
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Look at Bieber or whoever. You’re like, ‘What the f**k, man? What are you doing? Why?’ There’s no one telling those people no, and it’s a shame.
Jon Hamm
The End.
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