Last week, the arrival of Little Caesars bacon-wrapped pizza heralded the dawn of an exciting new era for grease enthusiasts and defibrillator salesmen alike.
The Bacon Wrapped Crust DEEP! DEEP! Dish is basically the pizza equivalent of the moon landing or the fall of the Berlin Wall, and since Brian Williams got suspended and all of our other prominent newsmen are preoccupied with equally deadly threats like ISIS, we need a true media pioneer to step in and capture the experience of inhaling LC's latest nuclear gut-bomb.
Enter YouTube foodie Daym Drops:
Daym scored a $12 large 'za (You can't argue with that price.) and proceeded to offer some amazing insights as he dogged a few slices in the front seat of his car.
"I was gonna hit the crust first, but I wanna build up the anticipation so we all know it is together," Daym announces before proceeding to "beat up the pizza."
"This bacon is crispy!" Daym proclaims when he finally gets to the heralded crust. "Little Caesar's has OB'ed my situation." (A caption explains that OB = "over-baconed.")
"They've actually taken pieces of the regular strips of bacon and sprinkled it all over the pizza, playa!"
Daym advises us to get "the 11 am pizza when they first open the door" to guarantee maximum freshness, but something about eating a pizza wrapped in bacon before noon makes us throw up in our mouths a little.
Needless to say, Daym thoroughly enjoyed the now-famous BWCDD. If we had to pick a pull-quote from his review, we'd go with, "Bacon on top of bacon, and the bacon is not fakin'."
However, his joy is probably best reflected in the scene where he closes his eyes and chews orgasmically while seductive smooth jazz plays in the background.
Yeah, Daym really enjoyed the pizza. And now we kinda want one. Damn you, Daym.
