Jessica Simpson's Instagram page is always an interesting place, but lately Jess - for better or worse - has been seriously wowing her followers on a daily basis.
Even more polarizing was a pic that was posted a few days later, in which Jessica flaunted her thin frame and some large, mysterious bruises. Maybe those Red Room of Pain reenactments are getting a little out of hand.
Anyway, Jess is clearly aware that her Instagram was dividing the nation worse than the Keystone Pipeline of the color of #TheDress, so she decided to post something we can all agree on. Daisy Duke rockin' Daisy Dukes!
You may have blocked the 2005 Dukes of Hazzard movie with Johnny Knoxville out of your mind, and we don't blame you, but Jess as the iconic, short-shorted honkytonk waitress is worth remembering, and this pic brings us right back to her glory days.
Jess posted the photos to promote her clothing line, but we all know that she's really promoting those gams!
Hopefully, Mrs. Simpson-Johnson learns a lesson from all of this. Stop with the baby-tossing photos and other stuff that makes us unsure of what to think and stick with being Instagram's favorite MILF.
Say what you will about Jessica Simpson's lack of talent, brains or common sense... those boobs are pretty fine. Are you a parking ticket, girl? You got fine written all over you.
Jessica Simpson wears a bra as a top in this photo. We have no complaints about this Jessica Simpson pic, or the outfit choice that preceded it. Most people can't get away with that, but when you've got the boobs, you best flaunt them.
This is, without question, the best Jessica Simpson picture ever taken. It shows you all you need to know about the singer, and everything she's got going for her.
To say the least. Cleavage would imply a glimpse of ... you know. This is pretty much her topless. It's one gust of wind away. GRAND is right, baby! OH YEAHHHHHHHHH
