Allow us to ask one simple question after viewing Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 21 on ABC Family last night:
Who the heck is Varjack?!?
The hunt for Cyrus led Aria and Hanna to this moniker on the latest installment of this beloved drama, with the latter pointing out that it's the same (misspelled) last name as a character from Breakfast at Tiffany’s.
And, hey, Alison loves that movie!
However... isn’t Ezra the person who first told Ali she reminds him of Holly Golightly? It’s almost as if you can’t trust anyone on this series, huh?
Later on, as you'll see when you watch Pretty Little Liars online, Aria came back home looking for Mike - and ended up getting to first base with Andrew!
ELSEWHERE, Spencer interviewed at Oxford and it was seemingly going well. Until she realized her purse was leaking blood. Don't you hate it when that happens?
And because the blood wasn’t detected when she went through airport security, Spencer deduced that "A" must have planted it while she was in England.
Back in Rosewood, meanwhile, Emily learned that Talia was leaving her husband and would soon be without a home.
So, with her mother conveniently out of town, Emily offered up a room at her house. She then invited Talia to come along for dance rehearsal.
Talia kind of freaked us out by being a 20-something skulking the hallways of a high school, but she partially redeemed her weirdness by standing up to Emily’s pageant liaison.
The board was pushing for Emily to drop out due to her proximity to the Alison murder trial, but something makes us think this, too, will soon blow up in her face.
In other words: Run, Emily! Run away as fast as you can and as far as you can!
We hope you have entered in witness relocation by the time Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 22 airs on March 3 at 8/7c.
