Sorry, supermarket tabloid covers around the world.
Miley Cyrus has NOT been dumped by Patrick Schwarzenegger.
In fact, Miley and her boyfriend of four months are going very strong, thank you very much!
The handsome son of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver posted a selfie with on Valentine's Day this weekend and wrote as a simple and sweet caption:
"Luckiest guy in the world."
The stars began dating in November 2014... and have been pretty much inseparable ever since. In January, Cyrus even went topless on the beach in Maui while vacationing with her new beau.
Okay, granted. Miley Cyrus often goes topless. But still.
They also made out on New Year's Eve.
A week ago, Schwarzenegger and Cyrus - who is Miley's first serious boyfriend since she ended her engagement to actor Liam Hemsworth - attended a Grammy Awards party together.
Onlookers said they could not atop smiling at each other.
Miley is all quacked up in this photo, snapped while she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction.
Miley Cyrus suffered an allergic reaction to medication and was hospitalized in April 2014. But at least she was still able to snap some selfies.
Miley Cyrus is in the hospital. She has an allergic reaction but will be just fine
This is what it looks like when Miley Cyrus gets a haircut. Fascinating, isn't it?
Miley Cyrus is very topless in this Instagram photo. At least she has strategically placed her arm in a certain spot, though.
Miley Cyrus and her sister lay a smooch on the former's dog in this adorable Twit pic. Cute stuff.
We send our thoughts to Miley Cyrus. Her dog Floyd passed away in the spring of 2014.
Miley Cyrus cuddles up here with Floyd. The dog sadly died in Apri 2014.
Miley Cyrus has had too much sun. She might wanna lookout for skin cancer.
Miley Cyrus doesn't just pose here in a bikini. She does a crotch grab.
This is your basic photo of Miley Cyrus rolling a joint. She very much likes to smoke marijuana.
Miley Cyrus rocks an eccentric tattoo in this photo. Are you digging it?
Miley Cyrus poses here with a sex toy. Why? Because that's how Miley Cyrus rolls.
We're up close and very personal with Miley Cyrus in this photo. She's singing into a microphone on Instagram.
Miley Cyrus is out of the hospital. And she's into her kitchen, eating pancakes!
This is an interesting Miley Cyrus photo. She put it on Instagram not long after she got released from the hospital.
Miley Cyrus does her thing in this photo. In other words: she sticks her tongue out.
Miley Cyrus likes to make silly faces. Take this photo on Instagram, for example.
Miley Cyrus posted this photo from Ireland. She described herself in it as "sad and cranky."
Miley Cyrus goes glam for this selfie. We're not sure what's up with her lips.
No idea why Miley has lightning shooting from her mouth here. We're sure it seemed really deep when she made it.
Miley looks unsettlingly like the Joker here. Why so serious?
We're not sure what Miley is trying to say with this photo. Is she just trying to tell us how high she is?
Just one of the many weird things Miley's posted to Instagram. This girl is smoking some strong stuff.
One of Miley's werid Instagram posts. Actually, this is one of the more sane ones.
Oh, Miley Cyrus. The singer has posted this racy photo to her Instagram page.
Miley Cyrus is topless again. She posted this picture to Instagram in June 2014.
It looks like Miley Cyrus is getting along well with her new dog, doesn't it? The two poses here in the shower.
Miley Cyrus is topless in this Instagram photo. Some guys would likely want her to turn around.
Miley Cyrus is very much naked in this Instagram photo. It may be her most risque to date.
Miley Cyrus loves to document her hygiene habits. She's done so again in this Instagram photo.
Miley Cyrus is apparently a fan of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Based on her underwear, at least.
Yup, this is a photo of Miley Cyrus peeing in the woods. We sort of wish she had not posted it on Instagram.
Miley Cyrus has a new pet. Say hello to Bubba Sue, an adorable piglet.
Miley Cyrus hangs out here with her pig. She has name the animal PIG.
This is just Miley Cyrus being Miley Cyrus. What else is there to say?
Miley Cyrus gives us an intimate look at her boobs in this Instagram photo. She's sporting some pasties.
NSFW Alert! Miley Cyrus has shared a photo of herself naked in the shower for some reason.
Miley Cyrus just wants peace in the world. According to her face in this Instagram photo, that is.
Miley Cyrus has gone platinum. What do you think of this bold hair color decision?
Miley Cyrus pays tribute to Elvis Presley in this Instagram photo. The late singer would have been 80 years old in January 2014.
Take your vitamins, people! That's the message Miley Cyrus sends in this silly Instagram photo.
This is how Miley Cyrus claims you should keep the "haters" away. Just touch yourself, people!
This Miley Cyrus nude photograph is the single raunchiest thing we've ever seen. Or close to it. At least from her.
Holy nudity! Miley Cyrus bares pretty much everything in this naked photo for V Magazine.
Miley Cyrus' nipples slip out of her bra ... entirely by choice. Good stuff, Miles. Not trying too hard at all these days are you.
According to Miley Cyrus, this is the biggest blunt ever. She's very excited to smoke it on Instagram.
Miley twists a jay in the studio. The photo was posted by Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips.
Miley posted a photo of herself groping Bieber on her Instagram page. Sadly, it's just a fan-made edit.
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