Yes, after a few false starts, Scheana and Shay tied the knot, but we all knew that was gonna happen. What we really wanna know is - does psycho Kristen go crazy and ruin the reception?
Fortunately, we have Jax Taylor to answer that question, and we all know how much he sucks at keeping secrets!
Asked by OK! magazine if Kristen pulls a Kristen and makes the whole event all about her insane drama, Jax pretty much answers just as you would expect him to:
"She's crazy, she's crazy," Jax answers without hesitation. "The one day you ask her not to screw anything up."
Naturally, the topic of the countless Jax Taylor gay rumors came up also, and while in the past, Taylor has vehemently denied that he ever sampled the sausage, this simply got all flustered and dodged the question. There's no shame in it, bruh!
Another revelation that is actually something of a surprise - when asked if Tom Sandoval cheated on Ariana (as Jax has been claiming all season), Jax's answer is...
"I don't know!" Then why have you been saying it all season, Jax? What are you, just that big of a douche? Actually, never mind. We already know the answer to that question.
Unfortunately, Jax didn't provide any specifics regarding Kristen's meltdown, so we'll just have to wait until next week. Watch Vanderpump Rules online at TV Fanatic, if you're not caught up.
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